a hawk in training;

[The feed starts as Sasuke knocks the PCD over, and he seems to be struggling with getting something under control. There's definite curses and threats coming from the shinobi, and eventually the PCD will show him struggling with what seems to be a fish with a pink belly. After a moment, though, comes a bright flash and the brief chirping of what seems to be birds. When the light fades, however, Sasuke's struggles seem to have stopped. He's won the Man vs Fish war.

Letting out a breath, Sasuke turns to pick up his PCD, stopping when he realizes, oh hey, this thing is on again.

Blink.]

So, uh. Anyone know how to stuff a fish?

[Yeah that's not an awkward question at all.]

[It’s quiet by the outskirts of the city where a rather large rabbit grazes in the middle of a clearing surrounded by trees. It’s not very still though, but only Sasuke would know that--

Until the feed shakes begins to shake just enough to be noticeable. A moment later, it spins, as if falling only to thunk as if in the palm of someones hand and still. There’s a voice, and for the owner, it’s unusually hushed.]

C’mon Sasuke-- you’re takin’ forever.

Shut up, dobe, you’ll scare it away. [Sasuke’s not paying attention to what Naruto’s doing, just watching the rabbit with crimson eyes, just waiting...

Waiting....!]

A little too long... and Naruto is loud. ]
What are you waiting for, Teme!?

[The voice is enough to startle the rabbit, which looks up before dashing off into the bushes.]

Aww maaaaan, You scared it away’ttebayo!

That was you, not me! [An exasperated sigh leaves Sasuke as he simply drops the wire he was holding, which had been connected to the trap.]

Usuratonkachi.

SHUT UP, TEME!

[The PCD falls-- just in time to catch the swing of orange arm toward Sasuke.]

Absolutely no one is touching Toushirou without going through me first.